Red Dess

I want a red dress! That particular kind of red dress!

This is so frustrating! So, here's the deal. Valentine's Day is coming aite? I'm so not into this Valentine's thingy. Maybe because I think it is so Jewish?? in case you guys don't know, I HATE JEWISH TO THE MAX EVEN WAYYY BEFORE THEY ATTACK THE PALESTINIANS! geddit? So, NO Jewish related celebration for me.

Ok, lets go back kay? Dah melalut jauh pulak. What did I wanna blog about just now? OH! The red dress!

So, Shahrul's colleague, Darshila is a photographer. This Valentine's she wanna do a lovey-dovey themed photoshoot. She wants us ( both Shahrul and I) to be her model. Great huh? Cool kan?

Jangan jealous yer. Get yourself a photographer friend and you can be a model and have amazing pictures for free! *menggoyang-goyangkan pinggul kegembiraan*

It is a good thing for both of us! But the thing is, she wants me to wear a red dress. And, I don't have a fucking red dress! Ok, it's a lie. I have a red dress, but it is too sexy! Tak sesuai lah untuk photoshoot tentang cinta. Chewahh.

I wanna buy a new one. But, ya know, aku bukan ader mechine cop duit.. So, I have to leave my dream behind..

I'm calling all people out there yang baik hati. Sesiapa ada red dress, can you be a sweetheart and lend me the dress? Thank you, jasa anda akan dikenang.

Tak malu kan? Who cares?!