(cerita di atas hanyalah rekaan semata-mata, tiada kene-mengena sama ada yang hidup ataupun yang mati)
This is Nina's baby with Brad. We both agreed that he looks a little faggot. Or, better known as, BUTTFUCK. Poor this little angel.
This is obviously mine. Nina said I look like a perv!! Because the way I smiled. I also think that way ;p Just look at our baby! Does he looks like Shiloh? (the real baby of Brad and Angelina). He does innit? So, are you thinking what I'm thinking? That means, I look like Angelina Jolie!! OMG! Gedik nye aku!
Har. Har. Huddee-huhh. Har. So funneh..
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Selepas disebat dengan kain pelekat, anak ku terus melekat di atas lantai. Kasihan anak mama. (Look at his hands! So cute kan?)
Obviously, this is me receiving my award. Dapat RM50 wei!
The big eyes are mine, the pointy nose is obviously Shahrul's. Blame me for the dark skin. Sawo matang itu jelita ok? haha!
But our baby don't get my luscious lips! He got Shahrul's small lips instead. Anyhoo, he is still one hell of a cute baby!
My mum and dad. The greatest love of all.
you know what
famos amos ada jual kat carrefour
dah lama la nina
kat tesco n giant pun ade kot
i slalu beli
tp thn selama 1 jam je
OH YE EH?!??!
hahah i jakun
i baru beli tadi
nak makan kat college
Feast your eyes, these will take your breath away. Perasan, again.
Well, malas la pulak nak upload satu-persatu kan? Why not, you just go to this link?
I always feel like I'm high. But trust me, I'm sober. Check la air kencing. Muahahaha. Ok, whatever.
People say that I always look like I'm on drugs or something. Hello?? If I'm on drugs, I will be stick thin ok? Ni tak, I am so chubby and fat. Ade ke orang on drugs gemuk? No rite? Lol. I feel so left out! Because, almost all of my friends dah start studying. And moi? Working my butt off to get my pay cheque by the end of the month. I sounded so boring. Sometimes, I thought to myself, 'maybe, 7A's is not enough??'. Why am I so emotional? PMS maybe..
PERIOD!! Come fast! I hate being in hormone imbalance state. I get too sensitive.
See, I told you my post is boring. I have warned you.. so, shut up!
Oh, there were talkings about JAWI going to angkut semua orang yang beragama Islam dalam that party. I was so cuak until Shahrul pun tercuak sekali. Lol. I have that gift to cuak-kan people, you know? Muahahaha! For those yang tak pergi, membazir beli tket mahal-mahal sebab over cuak like me sangat rugi coz that party tak ade orang kacau pun. And the police guys were nice to me! Weeee~ (Shahrul said that the police guys miang-miang. That's why. Oh Cayang, Im not THAT shallow!)
By the way, for those who saw me selling Speedzone t-shirts... I have something to say to you. Damn you! Why you didn't stop and buy, asshole?! Har. Har. Har.
Shahrul and I were being supportive to our friends. So, we helped to jerit-jerit to promote our friends' t-shirts. I almost lost my voice!
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